Just for Laughs

BIRTHDAY CLOCK

This is really cool, fun and most of all, very interesting. It tells you how many hours and how many seconds you have been alive on this earth and when you were probably conceived. How cool is that? After you've finished reading the info, click again, and see what the moon looked like the night you were born. This is neat. Who says our time clocks aren't ticking....

Click Here: Birthday Calculator

APHORISM: A SHORT, POINTED SENTENCE EXPRESSING A WISE, CLEVER OBSERVATION; A GENERAL TRUTH OR ADAGE.

• The nicest thing about the future is it always starts tomorrow.
  
• Money will buy a fine dog but only kindness will make him wag his tail.


• If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all.


• Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.


• A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.


• How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?


• Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.


• Why is it that, at class reunions, you feel younger than everyone else looks?


• Scratch a dog and you'll find you have a permanent job.


• No one has more driving ambition than the boy who anxiously awaits his 16th birthday.


• There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.


• There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM: It could be a right number.


• No one ever says 'It's only a game' when their team's winning.


• I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.


• Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way you're going to like it.


• The trouble with bucket seats is not everybody has the same size bucket.


• Do you realize in about 40 years we'll have a millions of old ladies running around with tattoos? (And rap music will be the Golden Oldies!)


• Money can't buy happiness - but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than in a Kia.


• After 70 if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead.