No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile.

An Elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired.

Holding hands they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared, where Andy had carved "I love you, Sally." On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet.

Sally quickly picked it up, but not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money--fifty-thousand dollars.

Andy said, "We've got to give it back." Sally said, "Finders keepers." She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.

The next day, two FBI men were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on the door.

"Pardon me, but did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?" Sally said, "No." Andy said, "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic." Sally said, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile." The agents turn to Andy and began to question him.

One says: "Tell us the story from the beginning" Andy said, "Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday . . " The first FBI guy turns to his partner and says, "We're outta here."

Spiritual Movies

Number #1 Song All Over the Country

You have to watch this. It is the No. 1 song played all over the country. Over 8.0 million hits on YouTube. You will not hear it on the radio or on the news.
I wonder why !!????

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Exercise for people over 50

Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5-lb potato sack in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute and then relax.

Each day you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit
longer. After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato sacks.
Then try 50-lb potato sacks.

Eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb potato sack in each
hand, and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. (I'm
already at this level.)

Once you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each sack.

CARS FROM THE 50'S AND 60'S

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LARGE PRINT BOOKS

FREE Book Friday. Treat yourself this holiday season and beyond! Every Friday, enjoy a featured FREE book w/ purchase of 2 or more!

Joy The Movie

Without a doubt this site is absolutely breathtaking! Truly worth taking a couple of minutes.

Inhale deeply, click below: (Be sure to turn on your speakers)

Joy The Movie

Museum Store Company

Nursery rhymes we didn't have as kids.

Mary had a little lamb. Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her, Between two chunks of bread.


There was a little girl who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good, she was very, very good.But when she was bad........
She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car.


Georgie Porgy pudding and pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play, He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.


Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings' horses, And all the kings' men.
Had scrambled eggs, For breakfast again.


Jack and Jill went up the hill,To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son.


Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the pie man,'What have you got there?'
Said the pie man unto Simon,'Pies, you dumb ass'


Mary had a little pig,She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard.

God's Pharmacy!

God's Pharmacy!

It's been said that God first separated the salt water from the fresh, made dry land, planted a garden, made animals and fish... all before making a human. He made and provided what we'd need before we were born. These are best & more powerful when eaten raw. We're such slow learners...God left us great clues as to what foods help what part of our body!




A sliced Carrot looks like the human eye. The pupil, iris and radiating lines look just like the human eye.. and YES, science now shows carrots greatly enhance blood flow to and function of the eyes.



A Tomato has four chambers and is red. The heart has four chambers and is red. All of the research shows tomatoes are loaded with lycopine and are indeed pure heart and blood food.

Grapes hang in a cluster that has the shape of the heart. Each grape looks like a blood cell and all of the research today shows grapes are also profound heart and blood vitalizing food.

A Walnut looks like a little brain, a left and right hemisphere, upper cerebrums and lower cerebellums. Even the wrinkles or folds on the nut are just like the neo-cortex. We now know walnuts help develop more than three (3) dozen neuron-transmitters for brain function.

Kidney Beans actually heal and help maintain kidney function and yes, they look exactly like the human kidneys.

Celery, Bok Choy, Rhubarb and many more look just like bones. These foods specifically target bone strength. Bones are 23% sodium and these foods are 23% sodium. If you don't have enough sodium in your diet, the body pulls it from the bones, thus making them weak. These foods replenish the skeletal needs of the body.

Avocadoes, Eggplant and Pears target the health and function of the womb and cervix of the female - they look just like these organs. Today's research shows that when a woman eats one avocado a week, it balances hormones, sheds unwanted birth weight, and prevents cervical cancers. And how profound is this? It takes exactly nine (9) months to grow an avocado from blossom to ripened fruit. There are over 14,000 photolytic chemical constituents of nutrition in each one of these foods (modern science has only studied and named about 141 of them).

Figs are full of seeds and hang in twos when they grow. Figs increase the mobility of male sperm and increase the numbers of Sperm as well to overcome male sterility.

Sweet Potatoes look like the pancreas and actually balance the glycemic index of diabetics.

Olives assist the health and function of the ovaries.

Oranges, Grapefruits, and other Citrus fruits look just like the mammary glands of the female and actually assist the health of the breasts and the movement of lymph in and out of the breasts.

Onions look like the body's cells. Today's research shows onions help clear waste materials from all of the body cells. They even produce tears which wash the epithelial layers of the eyes. A working companion, Garlic, also helps eliminate waste materials and dangerous free radicals from the body.

Christian One-Liners

1. Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case.
2. Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.
3. Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors.
4. It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.
5. The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
6. When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.
7. People are funny; they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and
   the back of the church.
8. Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever.
9. Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.
10. If the church wants a better preacher, it only needs to pray for the one it has.
11. God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you?
12. Some minds are like concrete thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.Peace starts with a smile.
13. I don't know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one you stay home from?
14. A lot of church members who are singing 'Standing on the Promises'
    are just sitting on the premises.
15. We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.
16. Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He'll clean them.
17. Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
18. Don't put a question mark where God put a period.
19. Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.
20. Forbidden fruits create many jams.
21. God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
22. God grades on the cross, not the curve.
23. God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruit of the spirit" over a "religious nut".
24. God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
25. He who angers you, controls you!
26. If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats!
27. Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!
28. The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.
29. The Will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.
30. We don't change the message, the message changes us.
31. You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.
32. The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.